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At lunch time, sit in your parked car
and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom.
(Don't disguise your voice.)

Insist that your e mail address is:

Every time someone asks you to do something,
ask if they want fries with that.

Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.

Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks.
Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

As often as possible, do back flips rather than walk.

Ask people what sex they are.

Sing Along at the opera.

Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits.
Wear them one day after your boss does.
(This is especially effective if your boss is the opposite gender.)

Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing.
For example: If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom.

Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend
their party because you're not in the mood.

Call the psychic hotline and just say, "Guess"

Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.

When the money comes out of the ATM,

scream "I Won!", "I Won!" "3rd time this week!!!"

Tell your children over dinner.
"Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"

Every time you see a broom yell "Honey, your mother is here"

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