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Don't bother to look, I've composed all this already.
- Gustav Mahler, to Bruno Walter, who had stopped to admire mountain scenery in rural Austria.

I would rather play "Chiquita Banana" and have my swimming pool than play Bach and starve.
- Xavier Cugat

(Musicians) talk of nothing but money and jobs. Give me businessmen every time. They really are interested in music and art. - Jean Sibelius, explaining why he rarely invited musicians to his home.

The amount of money one needs is terrifying...
- Ludwig van Beethoven

Only become a musician if there is absolutely no other way you can make a living.
- Kirke Mecham, on his life as a composer

I am not handsome, but when women hear me play,
they come crawling to my feet.
- Niccolo Paganini

Flint must be an extremely wealthy town:
I see that each of you bought two or three seats.
- Victor Borge, playing to a half-filled house in Flint, Mich.

If one hears bad music it is one's duty to drown it by one's conversation.
- Oscar Wilde

Life can't be all bad when for 10 dollars you can buy all the
Beethoven sonatas and listen to them for 10 years.
- William F. Buckley Jr.

You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow.
- Oscar Levant, explaining his way out of a speeding ticket

Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
- Mark Twain

There are still so many beautiful things to be said in C major.
- Serge Prokofiev

I never use a score when conducting my orchestra.
Does a lion tamer enter a cage with a book on how to tame a lion?
- Dimitri Mitropoulos

God tells me how the music should sound,
but you stand in the way.
- Arturo Toscanini to a trumpet player

Already too loud!
- Bruno Walter at his first rehearsal with an American orchestra,
on seeing the players reaching for their instruments.

I really don't know whether any place contains more pianists than Paris,
or whether you can find more asses and virtuosos anywhere.
- Frederic Chopin

When she started to play, Steinway himself came down
personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
- Bob Hope, on comedienne Phyllis Diller

Never look at the trombones, it only encourages them.
- Richard Strauss

In opera, there is always too much singing.
- Claude Debussy

Oh how wonderful, really wonderful,
opera would be if there were no singers!
- Gioacchino Rossini

Movie music is noise.
It's even more painful than my sciatica.
- Sir Thomas Beecham

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